You Sexy Bride, You

How sexy is this? It’s the night before your wedding and someone is delivering a package to your fiance. He opens it up and what does he find? A beautiful leather photo album full of sexy pictures of you looking like they have just been torn out of the pages of Maxim, Playboy, Art Erotica, or Babes on Bikes (whatever he’s into…) It’s you in sexy lingerie, naked, or wearing nothing but a football jersey or holding his beloved Les Paul guitar. Guess what he’s going to be thinking about ALL NIGHT LONG? I’ll give you a hint… it’s not going to be the guitar.

You know he deserves it. It’s been months of talking about flower arrangements and fondant colors. He’s tried on umpteen tuxes and has chosen bridesmaid dress colors with you. Maybe he’s about to embarass himself with a first dance hip-hop routine or is painstakingly writing his own vows to say in front of everyone he knows. What better gift to give your beloved future husband than hot and sexy pictures of you?

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